I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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