i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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