I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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