I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
