just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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