they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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