Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We are two peas in an std pod
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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