try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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