PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
