ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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