Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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