have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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