I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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