Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
