I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize