So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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