Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
We named our party play list daddy issues
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Randomize