i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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