I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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