Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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