seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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