Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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