so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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