We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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