I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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