can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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