first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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