I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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