The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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