Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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