He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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