She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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