Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
