And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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