Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
