I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
