Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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