sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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