we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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