did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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