i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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