think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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