Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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