do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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