Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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