i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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