How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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