are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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