wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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