how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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