If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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