Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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