how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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