is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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