Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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