some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
two words: eviction party
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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