So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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