oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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